I'm Alissa, I'm 19 and a sophomore in college at UofL. Born and raised Kentucky girl. BBN Forever And Always!

 

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

(Source: branstarks)

datheathen:

ivanhattori:

asslikemattfacelikegilinsky:

flavolaval:

listoflifehacks:

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Men of tumblr. Your duty awaits

im just waiting for them to post pictures of themselves in these dresses

What started off as a joke has now done nothing but make me feel pretty… 

Am I doing it right?

drowningasifillyourlungs:

femaleb0dyinspector:

cristinalewis:

im-still-awake:

Bodyyy shots I’m on bottom

I don’t know about you, but that was the hottest body shot I’ve ever seen. 😳

I watched this like 10 times wtf

omg